Fitz: Office Linebacker
Sully and I had this conversation one time about how we both felt that when we are walking down a sidewalk or through a narrow passing and someone is approaching from the other direction we are always the person that goes out of the way to turn our bodies or jump out of the way while the other person just flies on by. To this day I feel that I'm always the bigger person and make an effort to move and not bump into some one.Now why is this relevant you ask? Because today at work, 3 separate times, while navigating the aisles throughout the cubeland that is my office, I made an effort to avoid bumping into someone while they just cruised on by and one woman even brushed up against me, without a word, even though I had turned my shoulders to avoid her. Now I'm above average build but it's not like I'm Andre the freakin' Giant strolling around my office.I think one of these days I'm going to lose it, not move and knock some rude, unsuspecting woman or man flat on their ass. I'll let you know when it happens because I'll probably feel great about it and I'll probably need somebody to come get me out of police custody. It could turn into a Terry Tate debacle.
"Wooooo!"
"Wooooo!"